TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been seized by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' cooler than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the get more info air, y'all! Elvis fans have been swarmin' to Texas like it's G